manuela

The act of 'spanking the monkey'. Masturbating. Choking the chicken. Mexican lingo to refer to masturbation. Manuela is derived or compossed from the word 'mano' or hand. Also known as 'handy'. Manuela, from the pronunciation of manual, mano, manuelear, 'to give a manual job'.

Ex: "Ya vas otra vez a la cita con Manuela". "There you go again on a date with Manuela" or "manuela no me dejo dormir anoche", "manuela didn't let me sleep last night". or, "manuela me entiende mejor que nadie" , "manuela undestands me better than anyone"... or "Esa vieja esta tan fea que preferiria manuelearme".. "that chick is so ugly that I'd rather 'manuelearme'".

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Manuela

a random person who really likes memes and is clueless. Manuela’s lack of sleep and can be reckless sometimes. Manuela’s never admit to liking someone and will attack you if needed. Manuela’s come off as quiet but once you know them for a while they are really annoying and loud. They are very insecure and has a lot of dark jokes. If a Manuela thinks you’re a decent person she will respond to your text as soon as she can. Manuela’s are very good at faking smiles.

Oh you mean Manuela? She’s pretty quiet in class
Manuela is so quiet but she can also be really loud

You mean Manuela? Hell no

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manuela

(S) a wank, a Jerk off. It derives from spanish word "mano", which means "hand", and refers to the pleasure self-given using the refered extremity.

Jorge ha estado en el baño media hora. Parece que se está haciendo una manuela.

Transaltion: George has been in the toilet for half an hour. It seems like he is jerking off.

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Manuela

To beat your meat, or choke the chicken

Luigi "guy I would have come sooner but I was in the middle of Manuela"

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Manuela

There is simply no way to put Manuela in words. She transcends language itself in a way that describing is akin to describing abstract concepts like beauty and perfection. With the limitations of language taken into account, the best way to explain the significance of Manuela is by learning the name’s origin and meaning. It derives from Hebrew, meaning “one with God”. The origin perfectly encapsulates her true nature and association with the divine. Divine. No better word can so eloquently show her identity. She is directly from God to bless the Earth. Her light shines brighter than the Sun. Where she goes, heads turn, knees buckle, people faint. Her sole presence alters the world providing with warmth.
Naturally, one so divine cannot be flawless as that would upset the balance of the cosmos. Whatever Manuela lacks like seeing, orientation, and digestion are only to compensate with her other powers like gayness, intelligence, and hotness. Her obsession with tiktok and her chaotic silly goose mood make her one of the funniest persons on the planet. Manuela is Doja Cat’s muse among thousands of other artists who have tried to capture girlbossness, hotness, and beauty in song. Her extensive intelligence allows her to know all anime facts and is able to correct any incorrect opinion.
There’s nothing to say except that

-this does Manuela very little justice, nothing could be enough
-you either have the luck to *be* Manuela, the blessing to *meet* Manuela, or live a sad life.

Ana: MANUELA É UMA GATINHA GOSTOSA
Jorge: SIM, A GATINHA MAIS GOSTOSA DO MUNDO

Jorge: its so unfair Manuela will never relate to Olivia Rodrigo’s lyric “But maybe I’m just not as interesting As the girls you had before”
Poopy asssss

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manuela

1- female version of the Spanish name "Manuel."

2- slang for handjob; manuela is the term which implies "mano" which means hand. Sometimes a reference will be made in regard to the number of digits involved in the physical motion of stroking the penis.

"so did you take that chick home last night?"

"naw, all I had was manuela and her 5 kids"

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Manuela

a random person who really likes memes and is clueless. Manuela’s lack of sleep and can be reckless sometimes. Manuela’s never admit to liking someone and will attack you if needed. Manuela’s come off as quiet but once you know them for a while they are really annoying and loud. They are very insecure and has a lot of dark jokes. If a Manuela thinks you’re a decent person she will respond to your text as soon as she can. Manuela’s are very good at faking smiles.

Oh you mean Manuela? She’s pretty quiet in class
Manuela is so quiet but she can also be really loud

You mean Manuela? Hell no

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