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Steaming pile of shit. Highly addictive. More so than heroine. It's literally torture. Unfortunately, all the "players" they talk of in their ad's are just depressed children (and some creepy ass adults) who can't get off the drug...
Depressed Kid- "Dad, go to the store and buy me some Nexon cash!"
Dad- "Well son, I've already spend 500 dollars on Nexon cash for you this month. Can't you go without it for a little while?
Depressed Kid- "Dad shut the fuck up or I'll beat your ass again! Now go to the store!"
Dad- "Son, it's just that...well...you seem to have been acting differently since you've been playing that game. You're locked in your room all day. You don't even use the bathroom anymore, you just have a bucket which you empty out the window onto our neighbors car. The family misses you at the dinner table...please...I want my son back....what have you done Maplestory?!?!"
Depressed Kid- "Ok bitch, I fucking warned you" *beats Dad's ass and steals credit card* "Haha now I can have all the Nexon Cash I ever need...God I hate my life..."
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A legal drug made by a company named Nexon. Supposedly free, using the slogan "because you can and it's free" even though people spend $100+ a month on it. Causes many deaths every year. Solely responsible for the financial crash in 2008, when parents, deprived of money because all their children spent it all on Nexon cash, were unable to pay back loans to Fannie Mae/Freddie Mac.
MapleStory-It caused the Dow to go below 9000, because you can and it's free.
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A popular online MMORPG based in Seoul, South Korea. The game has 50 million players worldwide, topping Ragnarok Online and Runescape combined. MapleStory is very unique it its on way. For example, the name of the game represents the fact that the maple tree supposedly disappeared from Korea, and the fact that one can show facial expressions through his/her/its character. The game can also be noted for its quality graphics (can be toggled).
The game has a (relatively) simple user interface that's easy to learn. That's what I found out the second I started playing.
When you crate your new character(s), he/she is automatically level 1. By training or doing quests, you can level up and get stronger. The max level is 200. Nobody in the game ever reached level 200.
Unlike some other MMORPGs, you don't choose your job or path in the beginning. There are five jobs: beginner, warrior, bowman, thief, and magician. You are automatically a beginner when you create your character, and can choose to become any of the other four later on. Some just stay a beginner, who are often called perman00bs.
There are three islands in the world of MapleStory--Maple Island (where you begin), Victoria Island (the island where you make the job advancement), and Ossyria Island (an island designed mainly for mid-high leveled people). On Ossyria, there is sub-continent called Ludibrium (Ludi), which is toy-themed. You can call it a continent of its own if you want.
There are three types of maps--town, field, and dungeon. Town maps often contain NPCs and shops. Field maps and dungeons usually contain monsters, the latter usually with a higher spawn rate and stronger monsters.
Training is basically killing monsters for experience (EXP). You need EXP to level up and get stronger. You can form parties (up to six in one)to help you train. Depending on how you look at it, training can be f-cking boring or very exciting.
This is not all of what MapleStory is and what you need to know about it. If you wanna know more, create an account and play.
(based on statistics, not bias)
A guy distributes a poll to ten online gamers. He wants to know which is the best of the three : MapleStory, Runescape, or Ragnarok Online.
Six say MapleStory.
Three say Ragnarok.
One says Runescape.
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A side-scroller MMORPG currently still in beta that consists of little custom chibi characters you can equip armor and weapons on. Is often criticized for having snails as the basic monsters when those who criticize haven't even gotten far enough into the game to kill higher level monsters. Is also criticized for being very similar to Ragnarok Online, for the job advancement concept, menu design, etc. Contains a swear filter much more sensitive than RO's, though.
Warning: Is terribly simple but terribly addictive.
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A addictive game that is better then sex, yet worse then drugs. :O
I Love MapleStory
Hey, let's go play some MapleStory.
Do you play MapleStory?
MapleStory is teh secks.
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Some gaaaay shit. Trust me, I played it for like a year. There goes a year I could have been learning the guitar or the violin or being out socializing and making friends! Guess not. Fuck that shit. If you find yourself addicted to that game; get a life outside your buddy list you fag.
Guy1: Yo guyz just had my first solo MM took like 5 sex with my new 7att glove, got it for 20mil.
Guy2: ..lololl u nub i been here since beta i still hav my beta hat on my scania so yeah bitch.
Guy3: ..You're both fags >_> Maplestory sucks my cock and you two suck nexon's cock.
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MapleStory is an mmorpg that is extremely fun, yet truly addictive. (I myself couldn't stay away for 4 whole years.)
You create a cartoon chibi character and basically go around pwning small animals.
You start off at level 1. At level 8, you can become a magician. At level 10, you can become a warrior,theif,pirate,or archer. The newly-released Cygnus Knight class is a waste of time that crashes servers all the time.
The highest level is 200. Select few, the best of the best, have made it to 200. Most of them are Nx cash whores, which are people who spend REAL money on godly items to make their characters stronger and more rich.
I suggest playing it a few times, but be careful, or you won't be able to stop.
Let's go play MapleStory today!
Yeah, why not? We've been playing for 6 years!
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