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Marcello is a tall boy with glasses. He is Italian and tall. If you were to describe Marcello in three words, they would be Tall, Glasses, Italian.
Person 1: "Hey, have you seen Marcello?"
Person 2: "Oh, you mean that tall Italian with glasses?
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Italian name. Most likely from Brazil
Very happy person, Stupid and innocent...to your face. Little do you know, he is pissing on your toilette seat as we speak. it's not because he is stupid and doesn't know how to pull his foreskin back and aim right, its just that he doesn't care.
A man who has the whole world fooled except for the people that live with him.
Mostly dependent upon a maid, he lets his roommates or girlfriend clean up after him. With Arrogance as his middle name, he cocks his head back and laughs as loud as he can at his own jokes.
The dinner etiquette he possesses contradicts itself. He properly uses the silverware, but he tips his cup back so the wine dribbles out the sides and down his chin, properly wiping after-wards.
Marcello's are known for being so afraid of spiders, that they will deftly attempt to kill it (with your remote) while totally spilling their red wine on your white carpet in the process.
His careless nature leads to sloppy habits like leaving his shoes in your walk space (preferably in front of your bedroom door).
#1
Marcello: Guess what man, my Girl Friend Caught me online again.
guy: Oh yeah, and she didn't dump you?
Marcello: No man, i gave her excuse... she thinks i am estupid, bahahh ha hahh ha ha!!!!
#2
Marcello: Hey bro, im going on a date with this girl from online.
guy: oh yeah?
Marcello: if things go well, maybe i go to her place, maybe f%ck her in the A##.
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a man of brazillian descendants with unusually wide sort penis also known as a chode. His line of work is often prostitution, he most likely has many STD's and makes little money.
Man i shouldn't have picked up that marcello last night. I think i only have about a week to live now.
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To desire to do something like playing drums or exit with a girl for he first time, but you're too afraid to fail that you fail
I was marcelloing when she get bored and fucked off me.
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The name of a dirty mother fucker who is stuck in a giant acid trip. Tends to smell like 305’s and hits up younger girls on his Freetime.
Oh no there’s marcello.
I heard he smells like 305’s
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When you go to that party and hook up with that crazy bitch who, after giving you a pleasant yet rough hand job, shits on your hand wherein you proceed to fist her loose vagina with your shitty hand while screaming your ex girlfriend/wife's name.
Guy 1: "Yo I heard things got real weird last night at that party."
Guy 2: "Yeah...... I gave that Dunkin Donuts bitch Stacy the old 'Dirty Marcello'."
Guy 1: ".....She shit on your hand and you fisted her screaming your ex girlfriends name? You realize she was 14 right bro?"
Guy 2: "......Fuck."
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