Sorry about this calendar. March 14th, that doesnt seem right, it should say THE DAY THAT KRABS FRIES!
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The birthday of the bhaddest chicks alive. Specifically blondes born on this day are the best people you could ever meet. THE BADDEST BITCHES
wow sarah mustβve been born on march 14th because sheβs the baddest blonde chick iβve ever met.
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national cake day. every one gets to buy themselves a cake with their parents money
MILLS DAY. a day where we all celebrate mills and get naked!
Person 1: happy mills day!
Person 2: i love march 14th
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If you are born on March 14th, odds are you are prolly a bad bitch that drinks vodka like itβs water. Ayeeee go stupid go crazy. Happy. Birfday
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A day to counter female and male objectification culture that is glorified by 'Steak and BJ day on this same irrelevant number of a day.
Chap: Oh hi! whats new today?
Chap 2: "Orite mate, I'm having a fat steak for dinner then shoving my meaty piece inside.... because its Steak and bj day"
"Oh, nice, I'm playing some football, then off to protest against misogynistic twats like yourself because its "March 14th - Men Against Objectification Day" - the day men stand up against objectification of humans. You're more than welcome to come."
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Itβs summer day in albania where a traditional food called ballokume is made and eaten.
Happy 14th march man. OH! Thanks happy summer day too.