March 26 is the day your crush will ask you to be there gf or bf.
March 26
Rub your girlfriend's pussy...
Boy one: Dude its march 26!
Boy two: You know what that means.
Boy one: I'm going to get some tonight!
A day where you can break and disabled persons legs without consequence
hey I can go break a disbled persons legs its march 26
If you are born on march 26, congrats, because you are handsome and a vampire.
"Is your birthday March 26?"
"Yes."
"Oh, how's never getting old?"
People that are born on March 26 and the sweetest, most kind hearted people you can ever imagine they are very important to you
Person 1: man they are so kind hearted!
Person 2: well they were born on March 26
Person 1: oh no wonder why their sweet :)
if you are born in march 26, you probably abuse your bestfriend and you are a bitch but also kinda pretty
that girl is born on march 26. no wonder she’s a bitch