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Marietta High School
Is where seniors fuck around with freshman
If a guy graduated from there there is a 200% chance he has three kids with minors
There’s also many many hoes not as many as there is in Osborn but still a good amount
Friend : dude you’re dating jake the one who just graduated from Marietta high school ?
Me: yeah why ?
Friend: man he has three kids
Black people and some white people. Really good at football and running. 50 percent black and 40 percent hispanic, the other white people are either racist and smart or fucking retarded. Everyone wants to be popular and will do anything. Everyone smokes weed and does acid.
“Hey, who won the football game last night?”
“Marietta High School beat us 69-0”
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"verb" when a female gives a male a hand job and uses the mud from the ohio river as lube.
Yo dawg i got a marietta mud pie last night and now.........i dont have aids anymore....its amazing.....theres some good chemicals in the river!
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When fucking a butter face, pull out before you cum, rip the paper bag off her head, and as you cum in her face, yell "ABRACADABRA!"
"I went home with a slump buster last night and gave her a magic hat."
"She was fugly, so I gave her the ol' Marietta Magic Hat."
"So, we got back to his place and he said he'd show me a magic trick...but all he did was cum in my face and yell ABRACADABRA!"
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(mer-ē-è-tə ćhůr-ō)-n. ¹the gory stool/feces deposit as a direct results of constipation, due to binge using opioid narcotics ²English word to describe chaos left in the public lavatory in Marietta, SC. ³does NOT describe typical feces, just those from the surround area
"I went into to Spinx to take a piss, someone had left a Marietta Churro."
"She's not fat, just full of that Marietta Churro."
"Yall smell that? Smells like Marietta Churro."