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An infectious disease you contract from Mariyah or Mari for short. This disease is highly contagious with a long list of symptoms. Patients who are found to be around her for long periods of time experience spelling and grammatical errors. Stage 6 patients have a major symptom, they will tend to call her “mommy” and submit to her.
Guy 1: Yo dude I think I have Marilitis, I can barely spell lately
Guy 2: Oh shit! I think you’ll be good- hold up Mari is coming down the hall
Guy 1: Mommy is coming? WAIT NO I MEAN MARI
Guy 2: WTF…..get help. FAST.
The most calming word in the world.
Is actually a mouse like pokemon, but when said in an extremely high and floaty voice, can give the effect of being stoned. If you've never actually been stoned.
Is used to calm people down when they get pissy.
"OH MY GOD Why are you such a bitch?"
"Marill."
"I love you. Get in my bed."
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Cock sucking fagget who looks like a bitch
Damn mariles smells like shit yo!
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Either an idiot who can't speak or someone that's had a little too much to drink and cant say the words legalize and marijuana in the same sentence without mixing them.
Drunk Guy: Yo man we should totally marilize legijuana.
Friend: YEAH!!
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This Girl Marilou is the most Beautiful Girl and a Girl that will make your life happiest! She's a Bedt Friend too! She's a Lifesaver too.
i need a Life Saver
oh you mean you need Marilou??