a TOTAL legenddddddddddd!
diamonds are a girlssss bestttttt frienddddddd
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whom every white girl thinks she is
Girl: "Does this make me look enough like Marilyn Monroe?"
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Real name Norma Bates a One Hit Wonder singer who was born a six toed freak and would go to bed with any man willing to fuck a dyed hair vacuum with nipples,theories elieve to have died from sleeping with John F. Kennedy and gave him VD,so the Psycho knifed her in a bath .
Marilyn Monroe one and only record "Happy venereal infections for U"
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A cancerous song written by Danielle Cohn that is annoyingly catchy.
Person 1:"Have you heard of the song Dani wrote, Marilyn Monroe."
Person 2: "Yeah that song is trash."
Model, actress and singer, but also a role model for lots of young girls.
Perplexing, as she fucked more men than she'd met, and married men were her favourite.
Guy 1: During the filming of "Some Like It Hot", Marilyn Monroe was the first to turn up and the last to leave every day.
Guy 2: Becuase she was working so hard?
Guy 1: No, because she was fucking everybody.
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Her husband left her as she was twice the size of Marilyn Monroe.
She was fat
βMy husband said he would not go. With a wife that was twice the size of Marilyn Monroeβ
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A beautiful and talented woman. She is one of the best known actresses to this day. Unfortunatley, she was drugged by the CIA.
Wow! She is so beautiful, like Marilyn Monroe.
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