A Stinky Marinara is a sexual act in which you first engage in anal sex with a woman, and then transition directly to vaginal sex while she is on her period, preferably with heavy flow.
She was on the rag, so we started doing anal but decided just to go for the Stinky Marinara.
During anal sex between a man and a woman on her period, the woman currently using a tampon, the man turns her around, rips the tampon out of her vagina and in one fluid motion smacks her in the face with it.
Terry: "Dude, I finally had sex with Emily last night!"
Isaac: "But isn't she on her period?"
Terry: "Yeah, I totally got to pull off a marinara backhand!"
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The meatball marinara is when a girl is on her rag (so naturally you dick isn't penetrating the vagin) so you bang her in the ass doggie style. Ass your balls slap of the chicks vagina they splash blood all over your sack. When you are done you have what looks like a Meatball Marinara
My wife was on her rag again so when I came home drunk and horny I proceeded to give her a meatball marinara
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Alternate term for the bloody days of the female menstrual cycle. Most commonly used in public places.
Duder 1: "Yo man did you get laid last night?"
Duder 2: "No doggy, it's marinara season."
Duder 1: "Oh snap! That sucks."
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This is the term used for someone or something that has no use or purpose and is altogether sickening. This term can also be used to describe someone who is overly dramatic.
Anna- Locking me in the basement is crude, rude, and disrespectful!
Jordan- Please, Anna. You are nothing but cold marinara sauce.
extermely sweaty and smelly testicles esp. after a long hot day of work
I hate that I have to wear these heavy pants to work all the time, I get the worst case of balls marinara!
While having intercourse with a girl on her period, the man pulls out and begins to spread the blood all over her stomach like spreading pizza sauce.
Last night, she surprised me with blood, so I gave her the marinara sauce.
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