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call them what you want, but don't call unless you want everyhing in a country to die. don't open the bar unless you want us to drink and don't leave your wive alone unless you want them to be satisfied
'i'm a Marine i live on alcohol i eat concentina wire and i piss napalm"
Marine force recon, U.S. Marines, U.S. Marine
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A crazy, smart, strong, honorable, and one contrased motherfucker. Pretty religious too, don't take any of that respect beliefs or politically correct shit.
Your best friend in the pirate vs. ninja debate.
Better than Chuck Norris.
1. The Marine helped the child on his way to get water from the well and bring it back to the village, while he shot thirty seven terrorists in the face with an assault rifle made of sand.
2. The first Marines were pirates hired to help america in the revolutionary war. A couple of years later they fucked up all the sneaky ass ninjas in Japan.
You thought ninjas were cool...think again, bitch
3. Chuck Norris stared evil in the face, and it backed down.
A Marine stared evil in the face, but before it could move, he ripped off its balls, and shoved it in fear's mouth and decapitatated it using his hands.
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WE STOLE THE EAGLE FROM THE AIR FORCE, THE ANCHOR FROM THE NAVY AND THE ROPE FROM THE ARMY.
ON THE SEVENTH DAY WHILE GOD RESTED, WE OVERRAN HIS PERIMETER, STOLE THE GLOBE AND WE'VE BEEN RUNNING THE WHOLE SHOW EVER SINCE.
WE LIVE LIKE SOLDIERS, TALK LIKE SAILORS, AND SLAP THE HELL OUT OF BOTH OF THEM.
WARRIORS BY DAY, LOVERS BY NIGHT, PROFESSIONALS BY CHOICE, AND MARINES BY THE GRACE OF GOD.
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The Most fucking badass soldiers in the world!!!
Hooah!,Jarhead, Leathernecks, Devil Dogs=Marine
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Over two centuries of ramping, stomping, Hell, death and destruction. The finest fighting machine the world has ever seen. They were born in a bomb crater, their mother was a M16, and their father was the devil. Each moment they live is an additional threat upon your life. They eat concertina wire and piss napalm; they can put a round in a flea's ass at 500 meters. They're roughish looking, cocky, self-centered, dirty, nasty, stinky, sweaty, filthy, overbearing, and beautiful sons of a bitches who's kept the wolf away from the door for 235yrs. They don't know the meaning of fear for they are fear itself. They're green amphibious monsters made of blood and guts who arose from the sea. Whose sole purpose in life is to perpetuate death and destruction upon the festering anti-Americans throughout the globe whenever they may arise. When their time comes they'll die a glorious death on the battlefield, giving their life for the brother or sister next to them, family, freedom, God and country. They stole the Eagle from the Air Force, the Anchor from the Navy, and the rope from the Army. Than on the 7th day when God rested they overran his perimeter and stole the Globe so they've been running the show ever since. They live like soldiers, talk like sailors, but will slap the shit out of both of them. They're Fighters by day, Lovers by night, Drunkards by choice, but a United States Marine by the act of God.
If you can read this thank a Teacher, if you can read this in English thank a Marine
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She is a gorgeous girl with low self esteem. She is very nice and caring but very lonely. She has a small circle of friends and would make the best girlfriend. She is very pretty, and nice, but not fit to be a queen bee. The pressure is too much.
“Oh, is that marine?”
“Yes, why?”
“I’m friends with one of her best friends”
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1. A shade of blue. A deep clear blue with a slight green tint.
2. The ocean.
3. A branch of the U.S. Military.
1. I painted the seascape in shades of marine and aqua.
2. I met the marine biologist at the marina.
3. That Marine served our country in Afganistan.
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