A town in New Jersey that is built and named after dirt whit very little hot girls.
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Located in South Jersey, also known as "Dirt Town", Marlton is undoubtedly the preppiest town in the country. It's overflowing with hordes of preppy little girls who refuse to wear anything other than miniskirts and cling to purses as if their lives depended on them. Stay far, far away.
Marlton sucks. Get me the hell out of here.
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A God among three other people. No one has as much swag as the engineer of destiny.
Dayum. Marlton Johnson is sassy.