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Mashed Potatoes

The act of forcing fecal matter down a shower drain with one’s toes after deficating in the shower. It may be an act of vengeance, inebriation, or necessity.

It was negative 30 degrees in Fairbanks Alaska, so when visiting my friend with only an outhouse I had no choce but to mashed potatoes.

by Scrotum Sorcerer July 12, 2018

15πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


mashing potatoes

Usually takes place after a heavy night of drinking. This is where the female will stop at nothing and is desperate to have sex. Completely neglecting the fact that you may have whiskey dick, she vigorous "mashes" her vagina into your penis in hopes of stimulating a flaccid erection

"Man, Dana was mashing potatoes all night long"

by tyson86 August 9, 2007

44πŸ‘ 38πŸ‘Ž


Mashed potato

Under the influence of drugs, in an altered state of awareness.

Did you see Pauline and Christopher last night? They were mashed potato!

by itsmine August 24, 2011

43πŸ‘ 37πŸ‘Ž


The Mashed Potato

A sexual maneuver whereby a male inserts or "mashes" his soft penis into a woman's vagina. The penis then becomes erect, leading to the term "baked potato." This term comes from the song "Do You Love Me?" by The Contours. In the song, they sing "I can mash potato." Originally an arcane dance form, this term has taken on new meanings in the bedroom. This term was coined in a Minneapolis basement by three men playing ping pong.

Steve: You give her the mashed potato?

Mike: Nah, man. I was already hard.

Steve: Yeah, it's a difficult move. The only way to really do it is if it's the seventh time for sex that day.

Mike: Or you could not be into vaginas.

Steve: True

by Stu Pendos January 9, 2012

20πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


mashed potatoes

Noun: a term for a light-skinned woman's breasts that describes their firmness; soft, lumpy.

"The first time I got to second base I wasn't ready for her mashed potatoes."

by Yoyomaaa June 23, 2014

24πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


Mashing Potatoes

A euphemism for masturbation

"John, what have you been doing your forearms are massive?"
"Oh you know just mashing potatoes"

by Crystalgeek March 21, 2013

7πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


mashed potatoes

A potato, mashed

If them superstitious motherfuckers want to have that kind of party, I'm going to put my dick in the mashed potatoes.

by Matt January 26, 2004

74πŸ‘ 80πŸ‘Ž