Masting

A more simple and descrete term for masturbating, to be used in situations which don't permit one to boldly state the self indulgent activity.

I saw Jimmy masting on his lawn yesterday!

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mast

(v)-short for masturbation.

Man look at those hot girls, mast mast mast...

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masting

From the Brittanica:

Masting is the production of many seeds by a plant every two or more years in regional synchrony with other plants of the same species."

Since seed predators commonly scour the ground for each year’s seed crop, they often consume most of the seeds produced by many different plant species each year, so Masting, or mass seeding, is an effective defense because the seed predators become satiated before all the seeds have been consumed.

Mast

A load of cum dried in pubic hair

I pulled down her pants and it was a mast!

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masted

pronounced like 'wasted', refers to an extreme state of intoxication to the point where a person pronounces the word "wasted" as "masted" involuntarily

I am masted right now.

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whore-masting

Short for: "The mastering of whores."
A typical saying of men from the northern midwestern states (ie: Minnesota and Wisonsin), born in the 20's, 30', or 40's.
Used to describe the act of buying sluts drinks with the intention of engaging in sexual relations with them on weekend nights.

Grandpa: When I was your age, me & George went whore-masting every night.
Grandson: What's "whore-masting"?
Grandpa: The mastering of whores!
Grandson: Okay.

Shattered Mast

N. When a girl who is riding slips off and crashes down on the mans erect penis, shattering his "mast" like the tentacle of the mighty kraken

"Wanna do some squats breh?"
"No thanks, still sore from a shattered mast"

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