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Used to define a slave that intentionally or inadvertently temps their master to desire to or to perform sexual acts on them.
Similar to queerbait.
See also slave, master.
That slave is some real master bait 'cause the way he bends over to pick that cotton really makes me wanna stick it in 'im.
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The art of mimicking the pleasurable feeling of sex
In the summer I master bait five times a day.
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Th' expense of spirit in a waste of shame Is lust in action; and till action, lust
Is perjured, murd'rous, bloody, full of blame,
Savage, extreme, rude, cruel, not to trust,
Enjoy'd no sooner but despised straight,
Past reason hunted, and no sooner had
Past reason hated, as a swallowed bait
On purpose laid to make the taker mad;
Mad in pursuit and in possession so,
Had, having, and in quest to have, extreme;
A bliss in proof and proved, a very woe;
Before a joy proposed; behind, a dream.
All this the world well knows; yet none well TO shun the heaven that leads men to this hell. -Sonnet 129 "The Bard"
When someone takes the master bait because they're really really greedy!
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a store in florida very funny sounds like masterbate
perry took that picture at master bait and tackle
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When you think you're at least getting a hand-job, or handy, but instead you get nothing and blue balls.
Chad - How was the date last night?
Connor - Terrible, I didn't even get a hand job!
Chad - She even went home with you - did you get the old master-bait and switch?
When at an Asian Massage Parlor (AMP), hoping for a Happy Ending (ie: someone else will Master Bait you!) and they switch Masseusses on you. You start off with "Rub Mi Ping" the 23yr old Chinese gymnist, and once she sees you are "up" for it, sez she'll be right back. In comes Dragon Lady, 45+yrs old, to "upsell" you a Hand Job. Unless you want to walk out with a 2x4 in your pants and a set of Blue Balls glowing in the dark, you give in, soiling the sheets and your soul!
(at least for an hour, then you're horny again!!)
Guy1: That AMP has some fine lookin' Masseusses but they pull the Master Bait N' Switch on you!
Guy2: WTF? No way!!
Guy1: Yeah, a tight little Korean had my Timber all that, then they switched in Granny Oakley at the end to finish me off.
Guy2: STFU I'm gonna Blow my lunch!
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The master of bait is a professional fisherman