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masturwait

When you masturbate while waiting for someone

Person A: Hey, When are you coming over?
Person B: In about two hours.
Person A: Ok I will have a masturwait
Person B: ewww, You didn't need to tell me that.
Person A: Meh

by fire eater October 25, 2009

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masturwaiting

Waiting for everyone in your house to go to sleep to spare having to hear them or them hear you while masturbating.

John: Why the hell are you so tired?
Bill: My brother wouldn't go to sleep, I was masturwaiting until like 2AM for fucks sake.
John: What the fuck is masturwaiting?
Bill: Check urban dictionary fag.

by pseudiddlyeudonymaaaaa August 14, 2010

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masturwaiting

The act of masturbating while waiting for a significant other to have sex with.

Alex was masturwaiting for at least 20 minutes before James arrived.

by orlando mun September 21, 2009

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Masturwaiting

Delaying or stopping in between playing with oneself in order to cause a stronger climax.

His cum shot was 2 feet further after using the masturwaiting technique.

by Zandroid August 19, 2017