Mat

Short for the most amazing person ever. A person named Mat is usually extremely well endowed and is a god in the bedroom. Once you've met them you can't forget them. They will stay in your life forever.

Who is the most amazing, intelligent, funny, caring and all around nice guy you have ever met?
Mat

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Mats

Norwegian Slang For An Extremely Large Male Reproductive Organ used mostly by vulgar people for an example people at the Oslo underground stations at nights.

Also a person that is really good in school but cant really focus on helping others as he tries to do his own shit stuff.

1. His Girlfriend Loved His Large Mats as it tastes like coca-cola with cola sauce.

2. Some guys: Hey can I see how big your Mats is? The train comes soon
Morten: Sure help yourselfs

2. Adam: Can I have help with this please?
Morten: Sorry I need to focus on my own work first.
Adam: Fuck, you're acting like a Mats

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Mat

The most amazing and beautiful boy in the world. If you've got one, you probably can't imagine your life without him!

person 1: "oh my actual god, last night i hung out with paris hilton and ozzy osbourne. They took me to see metallica and then an after party with prince charles!"

person 2: "yeah? I hung out with Mat instead!"

person 1: "oh snap :( that shits all over my night, bitch :("

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mat

Mat is a norwegian word for food.

god mat = good food, tasty food.

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Mat

A magical rainbow unicorn that can fly and grant wishes (mostly wishes that have to do with cinnamon buns by choice). You can spot him around the pier.

Kristy: Hey have you seen Mat?
Monique: Yeah i saw him at the pier, he gave me some amazing cinnamon buns!
Kristy: I wish i had some cinnamon buns... DINKLEBERG!!!

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mat

a small burrowing creature that lives in the highlands of yorkshire, it eats soil then releases its fluids onto its foood pile to saturate it in salt

that mat in scamondon dam has a big hole

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mats

Short for the word "materials". Usually used in MMORPG's that means the materials needed to create an item or enchant.

I'll give you a free enchant if you supply the mats I need.

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