Matanism

A philosophy that centers around inviting everyone to a party, and once you know they have no other options since everyone else is coming to the party, charging them for it.

Matanist:"Coming to the party? Everyones gonna be there"
You"Err... I guess if Becky and and everyone will be there I don't have much of a choice"
Matanist:"Good, bring 20$"
You:"Matanism win?"

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Matan

An insecure skinny kid whos a male but sounds like a girl likes to play fortnite and sex roleplay

Matan's worried friend: stop roleplaying
Matan:*sucks on your furry cock*

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matan even

He’s everywhere he’s been around since before the Bill Clinton incident

“I want to nominate this award to my reformed orthodox rabbi bill clinton.”
-Matan Even

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Matan Barak

An idiot who is completely out of his league

You are a Matan Barak lol

Super Matan

Definitely not in a discord vc with me right now

"Super Matan is a piece of shit and he fucked my dog"

selin matan

Selin Matan is perfect that’s it!

1:„Hey who is Selin Matan?“
2:„Oh Selin Matan? She’s perfect that’s it. Ps her instagram @ is matanselin.“

Matan

a man with the biggest HARDEST YUMMOEST COCK

WOW, MATAN HAS A HUGE COCK