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A subtle way of asking someone if their pubes match the colour of their hair.
Guy 1:"I've always wondered if gingers have red pubes"
Guy 2:"Just go ask Edward if the carpets match the drapes"
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Hair and Pubes Must Match...DUH!
Hey baby...Do you know that the carpet matches the drapes?
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A girl, typically a blonde or redhead, whose pubic hair is the same color as her head hair.
Look at that gorgeous blonde over there... I wonder if the carpet matches the drapes?
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When the color of the hair on the head is the same color as the pubes.
Look at that broad's blue hair. There's no fucking way she has matching curtains and carpet.
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Simply Some one is trying to tell you that your hair colour does not match your pubes colour
ha ha hannah your curtains don't match your carpet
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A question used to indicate the belief that a woman's hair is dyed. "Carpet" being the pubic hair and "drapes" being the hair on her head.
"Check out that hot blonde over there. Do you think the carpet matches the drapes?"
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One's pubic hair matching the hair on their head.
Often used to find out natural hair color.
In a sentence: "Does the carpet match the drapes?"
Me: Girl you know what I found out the other day?!
Friend: What?
Me: Britney Spears IS a natural blonde!
Friend: Does the carpet match the drapes?
Me: YEEEHH
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