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When you are supposed to work from home but all you do is watch amputee midget gay porn.
Holy ballsweat, I have been working from home for a couple of weeks now but haven't done a single shit. I'm such a Dirty Matthieu.
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Matthieu is the best human being to have ever existed.
Matthieu's presence makes me dripping wet!!
Commonly known as a strung out homosexual who feeds off the souls of the young. Very mediocre at life itself. Also does not like to pay taxes so he refused to get a job nor move out of his mothers basement. He suckles upon her teet for sustenance and refused to unlatch.
"Did you hear those screams from the basement?"
"yeah its Matthieu Carriere unlatching from him moms teet"