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the act of having anal sex with a teenager, preferabally between the ages of 14-16, and while having anal sex, say "I am the father!"
Dude, i totally pulled of a gnarly maury povich on this hooker hoe. She never saw it cumming.
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When you are having sex with a girl, then you immediately stop and have sex with her mom.
When you're having sex with a woman who lives with their mom, and you do the mom too you have to go on the Maury Povich show.
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When a man is attracted to/or sleeps with pregnant women and is........ NOT THE FATHER!!!
I have been banging all these pregnant women. Can't get them double pregnant.
Man you a Maury Povich predator
An American tabloid talk show that ran from 1991 to 2022.
Dealt with a number of different topics, most notably Paternity tests, involving women who had slept with up to 20 men and asserting that the last one is the real father of her child. Ends in drama, with either the woman running offstage after the paternity results shows the man on stage is not the real father of the child, or the mother's vindication and demanding that the man be a father to his child. Such is the outcome that Maury is looking for, being a advocate for the nuclear family.
A parody episode of The Maury Povich Show:
Man: There ain't no way I'm that baby's daddy, Maury. That girl sleeps with everyone. Hell, she'd probably fuck a pack of hotdogs if they looked at her the right way.
Maury: Well, the test results are in. In the case of four-year-old Smith-and-Wesson Jr, you are not the father!
(Woman runs offstage crying, crowd boos and man jeers)
When a man is attracted to/or sleeps with pregnant women and is........ NOT THE FATHER!!!
I have been banging all these pregnant women. Can't get them double pregnant.
Man you a Maury Povich predator