MAWG

Half MILF/half PAWG,- A combination of two porn search engine terms, i.e. A mom you’d like to fuck who also has a nice phat ass for a white girl. Not to be confused with MOG, which is a half man/half dog from Spaceballs.

Dude, sorry she dumped you , f* her, let’s go get drunk?
—Nah, I’m gonna go cuddle with her pillow , cry, and jerk it to some MAWG porn.
Dude, I had no idea you were into furries, me too!! I’m so relieved, let me go grab my tail!
—Bro, MAWG, a phat ass Milf, not a freaking man/dog, WTF?

Mawg

A fictional species of animal that is half man and half dog. A notable example of a Mawg is Barfolomew, also known as Barf.

"I’m a mawg, half man half dog! I’m my own best friend."
-Barf, Spaceballs.