Maximum Ride is about six kids who were genetically altered when they were infants by a place called "The School". Max (girl), Fang, Iggy, Nudge, Gazzy/The Gasman and Angel are all 98% human and 2% bird causing them to grow wings and have the ability to fly. They often are running for their lives from Erasers (People who have been altered so they are beautiful but can change in to wolves).
kid one: "Have you read 'Maximum Ride'?"
kid 2: "Wut it about?"
kid one: "Bird kids!"
kid two:"OHMAHGAWD!" O:
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The last stage of swaggering before swag OD.
Based that person who is, utmost of maximum swagger, without OD swag. WHOOP WHOOP SWAG.
Maximum Ride is an ongoing series of books for young adults by James Patterson. It is about six genetically altered kids/teens that escape from the terrible School that they were created in, and fight to save the world. Max is Maximum Ride, the leader. Fang is her "right wing" man, the tall, dark, and mysterious guy in every girl's dream. Iggy is the blind, bomb-expert chef; and Gazzy (short for the Gasman) has issues with his digestive system (as hinted to by his name) and is also a bomb-expert. Nudge is a non-stop talker who is freakishly good at hacking computers, and has an awesome sense of fashion. Lastly, Angel is the scariest little 6-year-old you will ever meet. Sweet at first, she quickly takes a turn for the worse, putting one of the biggest stresses on the "flock."There is romance, action, adventure, mystery, and suspense! Never met a person that read it and hated it.
The six books out now are:
The Angel Experiment
School's Out - Forever
Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports
The Final Warning
MAX
FANG
Teen 1: So did you ever read that book I gave you?
Teen 2: Maximum Ride? Ohmigosh, it was awesome! Best book I've ever read! Where can I get the rest of them?
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The most that two men can possibly cuddle.
"You're liquoring me up to see if you can get me onto this blanket and do Maximum Cuddles with you!"
"What?"
"That's the most that two men can possibly cuddle!
Developed at the Naked Turtle while bartending.
Def:
A girl wearing jeans two sizes small, thus fitting the most amount of mass into the smallest possible volume.
Remember the formula for density:
D=M/V
Yo! That girl is pushin maximum desnity in those jeans.
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When ur dogger goes woof woof woof and starts doin the heccin drillo
Oh no! My dogger is in maximum borkdrive!
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To reach the peak of being high.
The point in which one has become so high, they can not be any higher.
"I would take another hit, but it'd just be a waste because I've reached maximum highosity."
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