May 13

Boys let the girl decide what you grab.
Girls, you are in control today. Make that guy grab whatever you want.

Guy, *tries to grab girls ass*
Girl, “uh uh, it’s May 13. I decide what you grab”
Guy, “okay what then”
Girl, “grab my tits you horny teenager”

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May 13

National Game Day, on this day you are staying home from school and playing games the whole day.

Person1: Did you know it’s National Game Day tomorrow?
Person2: Yeah! It’s May 13th tomorrow! Let’s stay home and play games tomorrow!

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May 13

National Give Your Homies Head Day

National Give Your Homies Head Day is preferably the best holiday of the year! This holiday occurs on May 13

You: Yo, you know what day It is?
Homie: Nah bro. What day is it?
You: National Give Your Homie Head Day
Homie: Ah shit...

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May 13

If you was born on this day you are AWESOME!!! you are nice and sassy!!!

IT'S MAY 13!!!!

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May 13

On this day a bf must send his gf a cute picture/selfie of himself.

Girl1:Look my bf sent me this cute selfie!

Girl2: Wait, why did he do that, he usually never sends you his selfies
Girl1: Oh, it’s may 13

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May 13

May 13 is when girls get to suck dick

May 13 : all girls go get some

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May 13

National skip school day

Me: hey bro it’s May 13 tmrw
them: so?
me: it’s national skip school day
them: alr let’s do it
me: bet