May 16th

National kids your boyfriend day
This is a day where you go get ready look nice freshen up your breath and kiss you boyfriend.

Bf: hey it’s May 16th you know what that means..

national kids your boyfriend day
Gf: ok *kisses* there

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May 16th

National give chiara a blow job day!

Jd: its may 16th no wonder I can't find chiara. Everyone is giving her a blow job.
chiara: ahh~

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May 16th

If you were born on this day you are GORGEOUS. People born on May 16th are sweet and super fun to be around!

- I love hanging out with you, you’re so nice!

- thanks! i get that a lot, i was born on may 16th

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May 16th- National Kiss the Homies Day

May 16th is national kiss the homies day. Remember, kissing the homies isn’t gay; cheeks and the forehead are the best places. Girls are homies too ;)

“Yo m8! iIts May 16th- National Kiss the Homies Day!”*kisses homie on the forehead* “no homo tho bro”

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16th May

National ass pic day, screenshot this and send it to all girls they must send ass pics on this day if this definition is shown. IT IS A CRIMINAL OFFENCE TO NOT SEND ASS PICS TODAY

Me: guess what its the 16th May
Bae: and?
Me: show me that sweet ass sexy

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May 16th

The day when the worst person in human history was born, literally worse than the anti-christ, this person is irredeemable and will never find peace

Mike: Dude, my friend's birthday is coming up on May 16th!
Jason: Must be an asshole, everyone knows May 16th birthdays celebrate the worst of humankind

May 16th

A day where you send you closest homies a picture of your cock and balls and they rate it out of 10

Johnny its May 16th where my picture bro?

Oh thats my bad here you go!

I rate it a good 8 out of 10 Johnny!

Thanks bro!