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Hooray hooray its the first of May outside Fucking begins today!!!!
to find a place to fuck in the great outdoors starting May 1st
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Is national all Bella's get a hot boyfriend day! Anyone with abs and dark hair above 5'10 will do. Thank you next
It was May 1st when I got a hot boyfriend..
The day the baddest and the realist bitch was born. Celebrated as a bad bitch or real bitch holiday to some.
“Isn’t today your birthday?” “Yes it is! Thank you! It’s and May 1st a bad bitch was born”
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Today Is the day that you guys are supposed to let girls SMACK or TAP dat assssss.
This is a moment of rejoice in your hand and his booty
Hey what u doing?
Today is May 1st and I get to tap to ass ,duh
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National spend time with your bf/gf day
Let’s do something significant other! It’s may 1st
The day that bad bleeps are born.
Yall may 1st babies are F*CKING AMAZING
yall are probably rich and successful aswell
Damn she’s born on may 1st? That’s so cool