May 22nd is when people must date you no matter what
Itβs may 22nd, so date me now
9π 2π
Someone: you look different and weird today.
Me: itβs national be a bum day so I look like a bum it is May 22
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A special day where you save up money to use all on dabs,weed, edibles, etc. (make sure it's with friends)
uhh save money use all on May 22
smoke it with friends ig.
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National dick and balls day. Typically celebrated through sharing of dick and ball photos with close family members and loved ones.
Hey John, here a photo of my dick alongside my balls, Happy May 22.
6π 5π
National make out with your crush in a closet at your friends birthday party day
ITS MAY 22 BRO! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANSSSS
The day you get to slap someone head and say, βI like ya cut gβ the amount of times their age is.
Itβs almost may 22, you know what that means!
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