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The day where a straight up God is born. You’re attractive and funny and everyone loves being around you, many people have a crush on you so go get them! However anyone born on May 24th is a coke addict and that’s their only downfall.
Hey look at that girl she’s so beautiful
Her?
Yeah, she was born on May 24th
Damn they lowkey be coke addicts though
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Kiss your crush/lover day. And it doesn't matter if you don't want to your gonna have too.
It's may 24 kiss her already dude.
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"Hey Bro, it's May 24, you know what that means?"
"Yeah man, National Cat Girl Day!"
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The day a strong, kind, and hot af person was born. They are the most loyal person you will ever meet, and they will never lie to you. You better know how incredibly lucky you are to have someone born on this day in your life, and better treat them like a fucking god because it doesn't get much better than them.
person #1: Happy birthday!
person #2: Thanks!
person #3: wait, your birthday is may 24th? wow, no wonder I like you so much, we should go out sometime!
person #2: no way, I am dating (insert person #1 name here) and I would never cheat on them, it's nice to meet you though.
person #1: I am so lucky to have you (insert person #2 name here)!
Give your boyfriend back his sweaters day
Day where your girlfriend has to return all the sweaters you've given her
"You have give me back all my sweaters now babe, after all it's May 24"
if you’re born on this day, that means ur a LEGEND and everyone knows who you are. you are attractive and funny and your a straight up god.
you: i’m born on may 24
boy: omg! no way ur like a legend!