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National get a blowjob day
“Do u know what day it is”
“May 2nd?”
“national get a blowjob day”
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International angst day :) the day where fanfics are all pain and suffering
person 1: hey it's May 2nd, you know what that means?
person 2: oh god
National cuddle day is May 2nd. But who knows, maybe it ends with a nice fuck.
Person 1: What day it is?
Person 2: It's May 2nd!
Person 1: WOW it's cuddle (and maybe fuck later) day!
Person 2: oh I didn't remember!! Come to my house!
The finest most sexiest bitch to be born was born on this day. A taurus and very understanding, yet stupid and playful.
“God damn I wish I was born on may 2nd like him/her, there fine as fuck..”
May 2nd is international codeine day. Everybody should either sip lean or drop codeine pills on this day and smoke weed with it.
"Bro it's may 2nd. Fill up that double cup and spark up a blunt, Im coming over!"
"Hell yeah slide over to my crib. Hurry!"
May 2nd is send your boyfriend a 🍑 picture day
Boy: HEY, my gf just sent me 🍑 pics!!
Y/n: Yea, its May 2nd
The most fabulous and prestigious person was born on this. Might be a little chaotic too-
HEY LOOK ITS AKNAIRP! SHE'S WAS BORN ON MAY 2ND -TOO COOL DUDE TOO COOL