May 31

Hang out with your gf/bf/so day!!

By Brittney

Y/n: You wanna go to the movies?

Oliver: No, I have to study for a test.

Y/n: To bad it's may 31st.

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May 31

National grab and smack ass day 😉

Guy: Do you know what May 31 is?
Girl: No what is it
Guy: *Slaps girls ass* It’s grab/slap ass day

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May 31

Send your boyfriend a tiddie pic day

hey its May 31 bae

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May 31

Send soapy titty pic day

Yo it’s may 31st girls have to send soapy titty pics

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May 31

The day me and my bestie met this is a very special day for me she has been there ever since Thank you for being my friend

Hey Kim
What
It’s May 31

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May 31

May 31 is national jack off/ masterbation day

I’m gonna beat the fuck out of my Dick on may 31

May 31

May 31st is known as National chuck a taco at someone day. Try not to make a mess in their car...we learned the hard way. Go to taco bell and get the coolest 3 for 3 deal and have a good time. National chuck a taco day bitch!!!!!!!

May 31st....Aye let's go celebrate national chuck a taco at someone day1

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