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the day Gaurdians of the Galaxy 2 comes out!
Cinco de mayo is now May 5th
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National If your boyfriend complements you then you must give him a kiss right on the lips day
“Y/n your so beautiful!”
“Thank you sm! But it’s may 5th sooo” * kisses*
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may 5th is international have sex with your friend’s girlfriend day
on this day we can have sex with your friend’s girlfriends’
Boy - hey I know this may sound weird but wanna fuck?
Boy’s friend’s girlfriend - no that would be disgusting and wrong
Boy - it’s may 5th so it’s international have sex with your friend’s girlfriend day, remember?
Boy’s friend’s girlfriend - oh okay, sure
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May 5th is national make out with your bf/gf during school
Gf:hey you know its may 5th right
Bf:yea why?
Gf:its the national day to make out during school
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National praise Oscar Webster day
You:hey Oscar Webster you are very handsome and nice
Oscar Webster: thank you very much
You: Oscar Webster you are my favourite
Oscar Webster: yes
May 5th