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In the Pennsylvanian vernacular, mayan does not signify an ancient people, but rather the possessive pronoun correctly spelled and pronounced "mine."
"That shirt is mayan"
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Similar to the Sacajawean Smoothie, but with more of a Mexican flair. This sexual act involves the stuffing of a females mouth with typical Mayan foods such as corn, black beans, guacamole, salsa, red (or green) peppers, and other extemporaneous foods that are at your disposal. Once the mouth is properly stuffed, the male then places his erect genitalia inside said females mouth and "blends" the milkshake with his manhood.
Hey Liz, are you hungry for a Mayan Milkshake?
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sounds like “my entire”
can be used for suggestive jokes
what’s mayan tire? mayan tire dick in your mouth
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Uncontrollable diarrhea coupled simultaneously with projectile vomiting, all while perched upon the crapper. Sad victim is forced to use the sink, bathtub or wastebasket as backup toilet. Usually occurs after a long night at the bar, followed by burritos at 3 a.m. or in cases of severe GI unrest due to food poisoning or nasty flu bug.
During out first night in Cabo, I could hear Trent in the bathroom performing the soul-wrenching Flyin' Mayan, just hours after our visit to Uncle Rico's Taco Shack where he consumed 16 Dos Equis and famed "Escobar Platter."
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Damn, why didn’t the world end on 2012 like the Mayan Calendar said.
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when your riding on a bumpy road a bounce up and down.
we're going off road. we're getting a mayan masage.
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1. Human sacrifices offered to the gods of the Mayan people usually were captured Mayan enemies. 2. The act of being put down in front of high ranking managers by someone who isn't qualified to speak on your behalf nor provides factual information about yourself but are impowered to do anything about it because you aren't in attendance during the procedings.
1. Apocalypto has some kicking Mayan sacrifices particularily the heart extractions rock. 2. Karen offered you up in Mayan sacrifice in front of the VP of Sales and corp CEO. You might as well sell fish taco's in Clute because your promotability has been flushed down the crapper.
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