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The coolest guy ever to sell stuff on the T.V.
Billy Mayes here with another FANTASTIC product!
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A mad cunt that lives just north of perth and rips the fattest cones👌
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When a girl falls in love with emotionally manipulative Hispanic soccer players and complains about them on her private story each night
Dude, you’re doing a Dirty Maye again, maybe try to delete Snapchat and be single for a while.
Some geezer from England who thought this would be interesting knowing this won't be accepted
Did you hear about that random geezer?
You mean James mayes?
Yh that geezer
A douche who thinks that it's okay to run around collecting girl's virginities; a man whore; one who just wants to "get it in"
-Brad just broke up with me for some jersey shore lookin' bitch. -Whatta Colton Mayes thing to do!
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1. The sexiest pornstar to ever live besides Jenna Jameson. has the tightest twat that anyone has ever imagined and a damn nice face to go along with it.
2. The typical image a man gets when they are into tight little 18 year olds trying to get it up. Ofter referred to as Tanner Mayonnaise by the porn lovers. she jokes around with porn and enjoys porn, not like other girls that just do it for money. She would be an cool chick to hang out with. Not of huge tit descent but her twat stays as tight a a pre-schooler.
Porn fanatic #1: Dude have you checked out tanner maye's new flick?
Porn fanatic #2: Yeah dude shes a gorgeous human.
Porn fanatic #1: Yeah, I still can't manage to believe that her pussy stays so tight after all those enormous cocks have rammed their her through her small little twat.
Porn fanatic #2: Welll, as we all know, all people who have sex too much will eventually develop loose genetalia with time, but for the mean time lets enjoy seeing her get fucked sideways, upside down, and all which ways before her sense of feeling goes away down there.
Porn Fanatic #1: Dude your right, but according to my statistics, if she's made over 3,000 films including 500 DVD's and is not loose by now, She is never bound to go loose!
Porn Fanatic #2: Oh trust me Bro, she will get loose, she WILL get loose. Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Pssst!....ill make sure of that Muahahahahahahaha!!!
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When you are fucking your girl and you pull out, spraying a couple nice ropes on her tits and neck, you both think you're done, but you get a couple more nice shots. An odd to the dearly departed Billy Mayes: "But, wait, there's more!"
Also known as the Billy Mayonnaise in some circles.
Laci: "That Billy Mayes you put on me this morning was gangster. You really had me fooled!"
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