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McGill University noun
University of Toronto's retarded incest cousin in Quebec.
McGill is located in Montreal - the city is also known as the 'Gateway to Toronto'.
Schools in Canada better than McGill: The University of Toronto (hands down), The University of Waterloo (hands down), Queens and UBC.
McGill is basically a State School. It's a regular, run of the mill public university. The degree is meaningless. Companies are always careful when hiring McGill grads.
Employers have one rule: ALWAYS ask a McGill student for their transcript.
(A McGill and U of Toronto grad are both at the same job interview)
McGill Grad: Hey, did you get the job?
UofT Grad: Duh.
McGill Grad: What!? How's that possible? I thought they really liked me.
UofT Grad: Dude, you went to McGill....
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“The bar exam’s a mother. I mean, for me it was. I failed it the first two times, but I guess it’s like losing your virginity, third time’s the charm.”
Conman disguised as a Lawyer.
Main character of Better Call Saul
Lalo: You know, Tuco told me about you. You're the guy with a mouth.
Jimmy McGill: Yeah.
According to Dan Cummins, Master
Reverend Prophet of Nimrod, God of Timesuck, Mcgill's Pop is when your dysentery or diaharrea is so aggressive that you literally shit your asshole off creating an audible "pop".
Cholera caused Steve's dysentery to be so bad he suffered Mcgill's Pop and died.
He defecated through a sunroof
Jimmy McGill: Saul Goodman! Speedy justice for you!
"I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn’t prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He’s done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn’t have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He’ll never change. He’ll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn’t keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn’t be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And HE gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should’ve stopped him when I had the chance! …And you, you have to stop him! You…"
Rivals Skyler as the most hatable character in the Breaking Bad universe. Didn't allow his brother Jimmy into HHM (Hamlin Hamlin McGill) because he was jealous of him. Michael McKean even admits that he thinks Chuck is an asshole but he does an absolutely fantastic job playing him, particularly in Season 3 Episode 5 (Chicanery )of Better Call Saul.
Isn't Chuck McGill the worst character in Better Call Saul?
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One of the top ranked institutions of higher learning in the world, presently ranked as 1st in Canada, 1st Public University in North America, and 12th University in the World. It boasts and incredible Faculty, noted especially by it's world leading Faculties of Medicine (comprising the McGill Health Center), Law, Music (the Schulich School of Music), Science, and Arts.
The McGill student is one who is able to balance work, play and networking. They are at the top of their classes, and look forward to an inspiring and exciting future.
"HARVARD"- America's McGill.
These are the T-shirts McGill sells during their EPIC frosh week. SOOOOO true. Gotta love McGill University.
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