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A lard body coworker that everyone hates. He thinks he the most physically fit person in his office. He chews his food extra loud, speaks so fast you cant make out what he's saying, and when you ask him for a blanket he offers you cookies and peanut butter. If you find a dirty bowl on your desk, its his. He has a dirty nappy afro that gets stuck in his teeth. Most of the words he uses start with "Mc" such as: "Lets get McDrunk. I'm McMahon, I'm McAwesome." His career aspirations are to one day work at McDonalds. He also smells of warm mayonnaise.
Also known as McNugget or McChicken.
"Dude, quit acting like a McMahon"
"God I hate that new guy, he's such a McMahon..."
"That McMahon makes me want to punch babies."
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Another word for anal sex.
Damn I wish I could McMahon that dude... Mmmh..
*touches self**
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Singer/songwriter/pianist of Something Corporate, and side project Jack’s Mannequin. Truly a musical genius, who amazingly incorporates piano(barefoot :)into rock music. His voice is full of emotion, although his appearance is known to be a little nerdy...but totally hot. Andrew has been diagnosed with Acute Lymphatic Leukemia,is being treated in Los Angeles and his doctors expect a full recovery. GET BETTER! <3
Get better Andrew McMahon!
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The most gorgeous, talented, band member of Something Corporate. Or maybe just of the music industry in general. HE IS FINE. He has an eyebrow piercing as well.
Whoa, if he didn't suck at singing, he'd be a natural Andrew McMahon.
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the WWE's bump machine, good looks and disregard for personal safety combine to create a truly entertaining package.
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one of the most famous only fans actors, he has made a world record for the male fastest only fans followed growth time. he is known for appearing in many of the adult hentai.
random woman 1: omg did you see lucas mcmahon do his live stream yesterday??
random woman 2: yeah!! he was freakyyy
The CEO of WWE whose son-in-law, Triple H, once simulated sex with a mannequin, scripted to be Kane's dead girlfriend. Vince McMahon has kissed and fondled women half his age as well as drugged his wife on live television. Now he's trying to make up for his former actions by maintaining a PG background. Just recently, Vince McMahon terminated Hulk Hogan's "Legends" contract, took away his merchandise, and removed him from the WWE Hall of Fame on WWE.com because Vince found out that Hogan had repeatedly said "nigger" in a recorded phone call regarding a guy his daughter was sleeping with. Vince has lost all touch with the WWE and the WWE Universe; he does not know what real talent is anymore, he doesn't know the right decisions to make (especially refusing to let John Cena lose), and hates anyone who wants to change his way of running things (i.e. the former best wrestler in the world, CM Punk).
CM Punk in his infamous "Pipe Bomb" shoot promo in 2011 said that Vince McMahon "is a millionaire who should be a billionaire. The reason he is not a billionaire is because he surrounds himself with glad-handing, nonsensical, douchebag 'Yes men.'" And CM Punk "would like to think that the company would be better when Vince McMahon is dead, but he would hand over the company to his daughter and his doofus son-in-law (Triple H)."
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