love me do

A song written by John Lennon and Paul McCartney with George Harrison playing lead guitar Ringo Starr playing drums Paul’s McCartney playing bass and John Lennon playing the harmonica.

“Love love me do you know I love you I’ll always be true so please love me do”
“Love me do is such a great song”

PPLZ HELP ME WHAT DO I DO

WHAT DO I DO IF THE FBI IS AFTER ME

HELP MEPPLZ HELP ME WHAT DO I DO

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Karma made me do it!

A phrase to be used whenever a high-powered excuse is needed for one's own questionable, regrettable or just plain dumb-ass behaviours or decisions.

Its use indicates the speaker fervently hopes for gentle absolution (translating in their mind as more chances to repeat the same dumb behaviour), whilst revealing him/herself either as a good-humoured rogue at best, or at worst a pretentious, haughty seeker of camouflage for impulsive, greedy, self-centred, weak-willed and purely selfish behaviours.

Woman : "I can't believe you've been fucking Julia again! How many times do I have to tell you never to go near another woman! We're married, got it??"

Man: "Wait, wait! Karma made me do it! It wasn't my decision, please forgive me! My swami says I've been cheated-on hundreds of times in my previous lives. The Universe demands balance. That fling with Julia is just The Universe harmonising itself!"

Woman: "Sure ain't no harmony here, you pathetic shit. Get the fuck outta my sight, we're getting divorced.".

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let me do it for you

A borzoi dog with a long mouth. He always do it for you.

Kanye: This is it…
Borzoi: Let me do it for you!
Kanye: No, not this time!
*Borzois jumps down*

Pi Made Me Do It

When the world’s most popular mathematical constant lured me to coin or christen no fewer than 3.14 × 10² words and phrases about her as part of a lifelong recreational math project to preach the mathematical gospel to an oft-math-anxious or semi-innumerate global community.

The “Pi Made Me Do It” sounds like a marketing slogan in the math or math education business, but its global positive impact among math educators has so far been nothing short of a miracle.

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watch me do me

a reply to anything. Often used as a retort.

Teresa: yo michelle lets go play some touch football
Michelle: naaww watch me do me.

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Watch me do me

a statement which is said when one is to attempt to accomplish a difficult task

A: Man, that shorty right there is fine. Do you think you can get with her?
B: Hell yeah man. Watch me do me!

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