measted

The past tense of meast

I just measted in his face.

meast

A combination of the word meat and feast. A dinner gathering where meat is the only food group served.

Omar ate so much steak during the meast that he was constipated the next day.

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Cack Meast

Results from a Pap Smear displayed on an overhead-projector.

Brian: Dude, I just totally Cack Measted my patient and told her she couldn't have kids.

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Meast's Beasts

An angry fantasy football team, whose shitty record year after year comes from endless ass whippings and torment by more formidable fantasy teams. You'll see this team vent frustrations on fantasy football message boards, usually using words like "cobra", "seabiscuit", and "weenie".

Meast's Beasts has a real shitty team this year.

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Meast

1. Sean Taylor - Half Man/Half Beast - "Meast"
2. (Verb) to describe the actions of someone at the absolute top of their craft
3. Brave Fury Warrior in WoW

1. The one true Meast is the greatest Safety to ever play the game of Football.
2. That guy is straight up measting, they have no chance
3. Meast is parsing again