meating

A sexual assignation in the parlance of predatory males.

Have I fucked Heather yet? Are you kidding? I had her in for several meatings last week alone.

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meat

1) Muscle used for food.
2) A phallus.

1) That meat sure looks appetizing!
2) That meat sure looks appetizing!

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meat

1) The male sex organ
2) A substitution for any other noun verb or adjective

1)Who wants to see my meat?
2)Hey you little meat you just meated all over my meat!

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Will’s Meat

This 1cm. long monster scares every woman that comes across it’s path.

Melody ran from Will’s Meat due to its massive size.

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meat

A man's penis.

When in heat, beat your meat.

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meating

The glorious consumption of meat as a social event. Success is measured in number of animals required to fill the stomachs of participants.

"yo I want some tuna"
"fuck that jon, we're having a meating tonight"

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meatness

<noun>

The very essential quality of animal's foodmeat, derived from it's genetic stock and quality of feed and care throughout the animal stock's life.

Example:
<ThorrDK-> that Costco rotisserie chicken bird is really subpar

<@Thundrblt> I like it, but it's a bit too salty
<ThorrDK-> it's the meat.. texture
<ThorrDK-> it's very 'meatness' is subpar... let's say
<ThorrDK-> you can only mask it's subparness with spices and salt