meater cheater

A married man who cheats.

Ronnie Lott is a meater cheater.

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eat meaters

Phrase used to describe people who actually fit into the stereotyped description of deer hunters being generalized as "stupid rednecks."

"I was so proud of all them, and their stories of the love of this sport, and of their husbands and girls and boys who brave the weather for us deer loving 'eat meaters.'"

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Ham MEATer

A measurement system for how unstoppable and amazing something is in any type of sport or competition setting.
HAM- The best of the BEST
turkey-Pretty good
Chicken-Average
Bologna- not so good
tuna- the worst..FAIL

-"did u see that spike! thats a HAM on the HAM MEATer!"

-"I don't even think there is a level for that on the HAM MEATer..u just completely embarrassed yourself"

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Double meater eater

Receiving a blow job while eating a Burger King "Super Seven Incher" sandwich.

Jon: "Dude, last night while I chowing down on my BK Super Seven Incher, my gf started giving me a blow job!"

Steve: "Dude, you just got a double meater eater!"

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beata meater

toy from sinco

beata meater toy

MEATER

The utmost sexiest piece of equipment you can get your hands on. Probes meat better than aliens and their… probing. Pronouns are she/he/them/it. MEATER is all. MEATER listens to your problems, taps into your inner being for self discovery, whispers positive affirmations. If you’ve ever met MEATER, it was truly a cosmic occurrence.

Whoa, look at that MEATER descending from the skies.

pay the meater

When you give someone a blowjob to get out of trouble.

Yo, I'm so lucky i didn't get a ticket but I had to pay the meater