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The process of using the thumb and pointer finger in a "C" to simultaneously stimulate a chick in the vagina and rectum.
Man...that girl Regan is wild in bed so I had to Toledo Meathook that bitch so she wouldn't tear up my room.
When’s a guy sticks his finger into a girls anal canal, to control her movements. Simular to mississippi mudhook and arizona meathook
I Mississippi meathooked that bitch last night. Next stop Arizona!
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Something that was done in a sloppy, messy, or crude fashion. Usually in reference to jury rigged repairs.
I knew I should have gotten a professional to do this. Joe did an absolute meathook abortion of a wiring job.
Little meathook is the term my mom used to give for my cat's bright red penis which he would lick when he got too excited. Every time he did it was a Hallmark moment.
"Oh look, Tigger's showing his little meathook. Awwww bless his little heart."
A sexual act where the man takes his four finger and shapes then like a meathook. He then proceeds to aggressively shove them up a woman’s vagina and lift her off of the ground while the meat hook is still inside here.
I gave Jessica a fat Carolina meathook the other day, got her about 3 feet off the ground.
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1) must be performed in a standing position and is most successful if the woman is on the petite side. It is accomplished when one has his hand down the back of a chick's jeans and lifts her up with the finger that he has inserted into her ass.
SitOnMeShamrock: I gave him such a hoboken meathook he squam on me
Jay The Man Duck: what the fuck is wrong with you?!?!?
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Whoever put these definitions on here should be shot. I am the originator of the jersey meathook, a term coined in early 2000 when I had first heard of the shocker. To use this move, you would take your index and middle finger and stick them out and also your thumb... thus allowing two in the pink and one in the stink... not to be confused with the reverse jersey meathook which would be one in the pink and two in the stink... this variation of the shocker is used mostly on lightweight girls who can be easily lifted by the meathook... "The Jersey Meathook" a phrase that could only be coined by a kid from Brick, NJ.
Seeing as how Tom didnt have a ring or a pinky finger he substituted the shocker for "The Jersey Meathook".
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