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One goose and many geese
One moose and many meese
that's just how it works
Look at all those motherfucking meese!
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Dave: "I think I see a moose over there!"
Sam: "There is two of them, two Meese!"
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Usually a female that weighs over and above what is required or allowed. Known for complaining about their weight then turning around and consuming large amounts of Krispy Kreme donuts.
Meese will sometimes employ sly tactics in order to lure males into their vicinity. Such devices include accompanying themselves with smaller and extremely attractive counterparts to attract the attention of surrounding males.
Due to peripheral handicaps, please be cautious when approaching any Meese. They are generally kind in nature, but can be uncoordinated at times.
At the buffett, I was almost trampled by a meese.
The club was full of meese tonight.
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A large deer with palmate antlers, a sloping back, and a growth of skin hanging from the neck. It is native to northern Eurasia and northern North America.
The plural of moose is in fact Meese
Bill: Look dad its a bunch of moose's
Henry: No son those are a herd of meese
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Many mooses. Putting and end to the plural form of moose being 'moose'
Look at all of the meese in the field!
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A meese is a strange creature that gains their powers from the streets of Morocco. They must travel to Morocco every Tuesday via the back of a Meese Meister to gain their powers which can only be described by the current Mice Meester, which is now Usain Bolt. The Mice Meester originated when Meesus Christ was born. A typical Meese can easily shape shift, but only into an aquatic plant or it's native form, which looks similar to a mouse, but has 4 crab legs, 2 crab arms, frog arms, one antler, a scorpion tail, and scaly abs. This is only based off of scientists' theories as Meese cannot be seen by the naked eye. Plural is Meece.
For further reading, see Micro-Meese
Eeeek!!! There’s a Meese over there!
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A word that many people believe to be the plural of moose. It is in fact, not even a real word, and is not the plural of moose. Just because the plural of goose is geese, does not mean the plural of moose is meese. The plural form of moose is moose. People who use the word meese just end up sounding extremely idiotic, as it is not a real word.
Boy: I saw some meese the other day.
Girl: Wtf is a meese?
Boy: Meese is the plural of moose.
Girl: No. The plural of moose is moose.
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