Mega virgin

A mega virgin is a person who hasn't had any sexual contact with the other sex ex. (holding hands, hugging, etc.)

Me: Hey man I was to a party last night where I made out with a girl for the first time!

Friend: Oh that's nice so you are no longer a Mega virgin

mega epic virgin

a literall baby

Mike: yo that thing in the stroller is a mega epic virgin
Dave: lol yeet