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“a mega pint” or “a mega pint of wine” is allegedly a drink that a man drinks after having a shitty argument with their abusive bitch of a wife who is literally a gold-digger and is having affairs with multiple men.
Also, she the wife is a serial pooper in the bed 💩
Rottenborn: “You poured yourself a mega pint of red wine?”
Captain Jack Sparrow: “A mega pint?
I poured myself a large glass of wine. I thought it was necessary”.
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A Mega Pint is a pint larger than your average pint that would be served in a pub.
Johnny poured himself a Mega Pint after another day putting up with his bitch of a wife
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Mega=1 million
Mega pint = 1 million pints?
Mega pint = Non existent unit of measurement used to describe the amount of wine required to deal with a gold digging, garbage lady, hoe.
J.D. drank a Mega Pint in an attempt to deal with that bitch Amber Turd.
A larger than average glass of alcohol needed, when an abusive partner shits in your bed, blacks your eye, cuts of your finger and falsely accuses YOU of being abusive
Lawyer: you had a Mega Pint of red wine
Johnny: A mega Pint?
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Johnny Depp poured himself a mega pint because he thought it necessary.
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The amount of wine Johnny Depp allegedly drank during one evening. (John Depp v. Amber Heard trial)
Lawyer Rottenborn: "You poured yourself a mega pint of red wine, correct?"
Johnny: "A mega pint? I poured myself a large glass of wine. I thought it necessary."
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A very large glass of Red Wine. Commonly known to be Johnny Depp’s method of measuring his drinks.
You poured yourself a mega pint of red wine.
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