Traumatic, instantaneous bodily fluid evacuation, as in liquid shits. Extra care must be taken when cleaning oneself, lest you experience the following secondary conditions:
- swamp ass
- duck butter
Often, ring sting is experienced during an episode of the melts
<running to the nearest bathroom/trash can/bush> "the melts! I got the melts!!!!"
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an absolute complete fucking idiot
he/she is a melt
shutup you melt
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When a sesh soldier is absolutely at the end of their tether and simply cannot handle any more shenanigans, they are Melted
'Come on son, get a another Scottish handshake down you!'
- 'can't mate, I'm absolutely melted and feel like Satan himself is punching me in the liver'
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A person who has no balls, needs to man up, gives in to anything.
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When a segment or piece of music is so ridiculously trippy it feels like you're brain is melting.
Jack: Aye, did you hear Death Grips new album?
Liam: Yeah, the Black Dice intro was melted.
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A state of mind you fall into when you take too much MDMA. Said melted person would feel like they have melted into or onto whatever they are sitting on. A melted person would not be able to do anything productive for 2-3 hours after the consumption of the drug.
"Susie was so melted when she said that to you"
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melting; to fall head over heels for a guy.
Girl 1:so hows it going with the guy?
Girl 2: his totally melting me
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