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Melvis Pelvis

A sexually intensive, persuasive, swivel of the hips displaying a young woman's undergarments.

Melvis Pelvis usually occurs after the consumption of alcohol in high quantities while in a room full of people.

MEEELLLLVIS PELLLVISS!!!

When you see this, it is best to avoid getting mellied at all costs!

by MP to the DE October 25, 2008


Melvis Batcave

Someone who looks like a Mexican Elvis who has a larger than usual anal cavity due to years of being rammed full of large cock.

Q, why is Melvis walking funny?
A, he had a party in his Melvis Batcave last night.

by The-mess April 23, 2016