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Melyssa Ford

One of the finest carmel brown supermodels to ever come from North of the American border. I'd be her lawful wedded husband if she'd have me. Jessica Rabbit is her nickname, but Viagra with legs is more like it. She has appeared in almost every major hip-hop video in the last two years., including Usher's "Yeah!". If I were to die today, I'd like to be reincarnated as one of her favorite pairs of undies, or just a new molecule of her body.

Melyssa Ford is the true definition of a beatiful women inside out.

Melyssa for will be my wife one day if she'll have me

Melyssa Ford ain't bad, she was just made that way!

DDDDDAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMNNNNN!!!!!!!!!

by Mr. Dwayne October 23, 2004

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Dirty Melyssa

When someone is getting mashed potatoes eaten out of their asshole while singing the National Anthem

Holy shit dude me and this bitch tried the dirty melyssa last night”

by deadpoollover4 April 20, 2020


Dirty Melyssa

When someone is getting mashed potatoes eaten out of their asshole while singing the National Anthem

Holy shit dude me and this bitch tried the dirty melyssa last night”

by deadpoollover4 April 20, 2020