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A man's lower extremity. Created in the 1980's by radio announcer Denny Schaffer to refer to the area where a man might be hit during an accident or altercation. (derived from the same name of a midwestern hardware store)
"The woman kicked Tommy right in the Menards."
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A fat ugly mother fucker who thinks he's the shit, even though he has no friends and doesn't notice it. He just pushes himself onto you.
Austin is the biggest menard ever. He won't fucking leave me alone!
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Enormous breasts, the owner of which is reputed to have achieved career and/or scholastic success by her buxomness and prurience rather than by her intellect or ability.
Kim had a long-standing and well-substantiated reputation among her co-workers for having used her sweaters to attain her position at the company; her luscious, perky menards coupled with her cherubic visage were her greatest (and some might say her only) assets.
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A pretty cool girl who dates a super cool guy. Her boyfriend asks her to prom through internet sites.
E.g.
Urban dictionary -
"prom - Menard, will you go with your super cool boyfriend?"
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A race car driver known for his ridiculous sideburns and soul patch. He never really accomplished much on the track until a community of race fans at RuRa all changed their avatars to pictures of Mr. Menard. He immediately started busting out great finishes and found himself in the top 10 of the Sprint Cup point standings. This can solely be attributed to the advent of the Menardvatar by the people at RuRa, who are formally known as the Paul Menard Empire. The next goal of the Empire, should he not win a race, is to vote Paul into the All-Star Race. They will not be denied.
You: Wow, Menard is really diggin'!
Me: Thanks to the Empire, the Menardvatar, and the month of Menarch, you're looking at the future NASCAR Sprint Cup Champion, Paul Menard!
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When a man goes to the hardware store with two women
Ask your sister if she wants to go pick up some flooring with us. Let's make it a Menards a trois!
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