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A customer at Menards who is so stupid, retarded, or idiotic that he/she should not be aloud to bread, let alone build a house. This person is usually pissing off all the employees that work there and under any other circumstances would be punched in the face.
Hey (Insert fellow employee's name), Can you believe a guest asked me if he could put Flooring tile over his carpet? Wow he is fucking menarded!!
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n. Menard, Menards
1. Someone who is rather stupid or acts retarded.
2. A chain of stores in the midwest, much like Lowes.
adj. Menarded
1. The act of someone being stupid or retarded
n.
1. Jessica is a Menard.
2. I saved at Menards!
adj.
1. You're fucking menarded.
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A fat ugly mother fucker who thinks he's the shit, even though he has no friends and doesn't notice it. He just pushes himself onto you.
Austin is the biggest menard ever. He won't fucking leave me alone!
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A pretty cool girl who dates a super cool guy. Her boyfriend asks her to prom through internet sites.
E.g.
Urban dictionary -
"prom - Menard, will you go with your super cool boyfriend?"
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A race car driver known for his ridiculous sideburns and soul patch. He never really accomplished much on the track until a community of race fans at RuRa all changed their avatars to pictures of Mr. Menard. He immediately started busting out great finishes and found himself in the top 10 of the Sprint Cup point standings. This can solely be attributed to the advent of the Menardvatar by the people at RuRa, who are formally known as the Paul Menard Empire. The next goal of the Empire, should he not win a race, is to vote Paul into the All-Star Race. They will not be denied.
You: Wow, Menard is really diggin'!
Me: Thanks to the Empire, the Menardvatar, and the month of Menarch, you're looking at the future NASCAR Sprint Cup Champion, Paul Menard!
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When a man goes to the hardware store with two women
Ask your sister if she wants to go pick up some flooring with us. Let's make it a Menards a trois!
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