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Fapping during a Skype-call.
Guy 1: *get's quiet*
Guy 2: Hey man, why did you go so quiet?
Guy 1: *making some weird noises*
Guy 2: Are you taking a Mendy?
Guy 1: Maybe....
A handsome great looking guy. Benjamin Mendy likes rapping people in his free time.
Welcome to prison Benjamin Mendy.
A thought process or statement that has such large holes in it and makes such little sense that you think the person must be joking, but they are actually serious.
John: Wow, Dan, I could use a cup of coffee.
Dan: NO! Caffeine is horrible!
John: Really?
Dan: Yeah, one time I snorted cocaine, shot up heroin, took a bottle of aspirin, and drank a cup of coffee, and I've had trouble breathing and a twitch ever since. I'll never drink coffee again!
John: Wow, Dan, that is such mendy logic!
Katie: Gosh Jess, I have this Target gift card I've been dying to use but Target closed an hour ago!
Jess: Why don't you just go to Wal-Mart? It's open 24 hours!
Katie: Wow, Jess, that's some serious mendy logic.
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The defensive duo used by cowards in FIFA 21.
Look, he uses Varane-Mendy! He mustn’t have many friends...
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A Right back virgin used in a bumsweats team in 90% of fut champion games
Leo: What's your backline
Dylan: Ferland Mendy kimpembe varane and hakimi
Leo: Kill yourself fucking virgin
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