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just one of the many excuses women have to bitch about everything they see
Woman: "GOD DAMMIT! YOU NEVER FUCKING DO ANYTHING FOR ME!!!!!!"
Man: "JESUS CHRIST! THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM!!!!!"
Woman: "Sorry, I'm just going through menopause!"
Man: "So, is that your excuse to be a complete and total bitch for today?"
Woman: "Pretty much!"
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When Yo mama so damn BIPOLAR\
Or is A Bitchy 99% of the time
and or a black Devil
When Yo mama threatens to wake yo tail up wit a belt and then in 2 seconds flat transitions into singin "open the eyes of my heart" ( But your saying in yo mind this Menopause bitch needs to shut the hell up and go get some Prozac)
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when you get old, and fat, and you dont get your monthly visitor no more
i know im old and fat and where is my monthly visitor??? am i having a menopause???
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when a little fish stops in the water
your grandmas vagina probally turned to dust shortly after menopause
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Typified by mood swings and irritability, lack of sex drive, tendency to go home and bake rather than go dipping the wick with the wife. "Male menopause" may be the result of hypogonadism, where the testes produce few or no hormones. Kind of lame for all involved.
"Dan's male menopause is worse than usual today, just found him weeping in the break room, eating his second Kit Kat chunky for the day, and it's not even 10am."
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your brain in the change of life; an exercise in decaying common sense; a condition of the mind idiotic; when stupid 1.5 is ramped up to stupid 2.0
When John asked if he could stay on my couch, I knew he was suffering from a case of cerebral menopause.
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needy, sexually frustrated women of a certain age who comprise the internet posse devoted to stalking UK X Factor flop Matt Cardle and luring him into their sheds
Now that Cardle has been dropped by his record company and has time on his hands, every one of the menopausal mafia will be flicking her bean more furiously than ever.
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