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The end result of not dealing with Tear Bombs fast enough or carefully.
Menstrual Meltdown is the verbal tirade mixed with tears of a PMS-ing woman.
Usually not too logical and mostly aimed at her man.
Menstrual Meltdown is not pretty.
"What, are you screwing your secretary now???"
"Is she better than me or just more convenient??????"
"My birthday's coming up and you'd better not f***ing forget, asshole."
"You hate me when I'm like this don't you......" "No wonder the secretary turns you on."
Once the switch is flipped, you've missed the chance at any kind of quick recovery, short of a new car or pricey ring.
It's considered better to cut your losses and head to the bar with a buddy for a few hours.
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A variant of Mentally Retarded, this condition affects women during their period, when they are often prone to completely illogical and irrational behaviour.
"Heather must be on her rags! She's acting completely menstrually retarded."
"Did you see the way that Toby was attacked by Janine?!? Over nothing! She's acting menstrually retarded."
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A variant of Mental Patient, an irrational craziness besets women during their period, and they are transformed into bleeding mental patients.
"Gloria has completely lost her shit. One minute she was laughing, then she burst into tears, and finally she stabbed Frank with a spoon! She's acting like a fucking Menstrual Patient!"
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The act of pouring hot water into a kettle and using a used tampon or rolled up pad in place of a tea bag and sipping it
My girls on the rag tonight boys! Looks like its time for some menstrual tea
A reusable cup-shaped device that is placed inside the vagina to collect menstrual flow.
The girl inserted a menstrual cup into her vagina to stop her from bleeding in her underwear.
A bloody waste of fucking time.
The menstrual period is a series of physiological changes that can occur in fertile females.
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A superhero three quarters of the time, while turning into a villain once a month.
Weapon of choice: Tampon num-chucks
Vehicle: Menstrual cycle
The Menstrual Cyclist, it's that time of the month!
The Menstrual Cyclist goes with the flow and caught you red handed!
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